Thursday 24 May 2012

PIGGIN OUT @ MAUI, SERI PETALING

WOOOHOOO!!! Off to NEW ZEALAND for foooood!!!

ZaaaPPpp!!

Reality. More like @ Seri Petaling at a Japanese Restaurant with a New Zealander name – MAUI. So no they don’t do manly king kong style dances when you enter, no they don’t call themselves the All Blacks, no they don’t paint their faces with lines to cover their pimples and no they don’t look like hard rock rugby dudes who’s ready to  charge at you when you enter.

Contrary to all of the above, you enter to a soft, really quiet eatery with very pleasant waitresses guiding you very gently to your seat. With the simple set up, you kinda feel like you’re walking into a cloud. To add to the quietness and all, the restaurant is situated in between shoplots which are ALL closed in the evening. So Maui is the only shoplot opened in the evening.

Maui serves New Zealand lamb chop a la carte JAPANESE buffet. Priced at RM43.80+ for adults and RM22.80+ for children.

These people would only pay RM22.80+ to dine here. Oh sorry… pets not allowed.


The food quality is not-too bad. Not the best but acceptable. Sashimi’s were fresh and of generous size. They have a decent selection of Japanese dishes ranging from the chawan mushis, soba, sashimis sushi, handroll, tepanyaki, and ice cream.

One thing that I like about the place is how they practice their no-wastage policy. Instead of putting up signs to charge customers, they provide a “just-enough” amount of everything. From their “just-enough” wasabi, their “just-enough” sauce, “just-enough” dish size and “just-enough” dessert serving. You want more, just order again. I think this significantly reduces wastage which I am a great proponent of.

Here are some of the dishes that we ordered.




There's definitely more than that. Ate some and remembered I haven't taken a pic yet.










HYGIENE NOTE: THE SUSHI MAKER DID NOT USE GLOVES TO PREPARE THE SUSHI DISHES AND HAD A PLASTER WRAPPED AROUND ONE OF HIS FINGERS. SQUISH, SQUISH SUSHI RICE. SHAPE, SHAPE SUSHI RICE. WRAP, WRAP SUSHI RICE. ALL WITH HIS BARE HAND WITH A PLASTERED FINGER.

Location:
No. 39-1,G,
Jalan Radin Anum 2,
Bandar Baru Seri Petaling,
57000 Kuala Lumpur.
Tel: 03-9057 5017

GPS: N3.067806, E101.691082

Tuesday 22 May 2012

PAS, HUDUD & THE CHINESE “DILEMMA”


In Malaysia, it’s not difficult to hear people uttering really dumb shallow comments.

For example, try getting people from PAS to say:

“HUDUD! WE WANT TO IMPLEMENT HUDUD!”

And you would get a string of dumb comments from people around (especially the Chinese). One of the dumbest comments that I’ve read so far is:

 “My vote was initially with Pakatan. Now that PAS said that they will implement Hudud even if it means changing alliances, I would not vote for them now! So if there’s a PAS candidate in my area, I’ll vote for BN!”

One heck of a WTF moment. Seriously, are we really that shallow and dumb concurrently or is this the effect of being colonized by BN for 50 over years? One statement makes all the wrongs that BN has committed - right and fit to rule for another 5 years again.

So like right thinking Malaysians, let’s explore the issue of HUDUD.

1. IMPLEMENTATION

The first question that we have to ask ourselves is, “Can PAS by itself implement Hudud if all other parties are not agreeable?”

 In the last 2008 General Elections, PAS won a total of 23 out of 222 seats. In order to change the laws in Malaysia, 2/3 majority is required (i.e. 148 seats). For now, we know our dear UMNO (79 seats) is totally against it cause everytime PAS brings up Hudud, they’re the first to make such a big issue out of it or they talk about it but have no bola to commit, DAP (28 seats) has clearly made their stand and MCA, MIC and Gerakan are equally in the no-go-Hudud zone (15 seats, 3 pathetic seats and 2 even more pathetic seats respectively). PKR not too sure. So in total, we have 127 seats confirm with a “we-say-no-to-Hudud”.

 So my dear overly panicky friends, how is PAS going to achieve a Hudud state with a mere 97 seats (assuming PKR and the rest of the seats are 100% behind them). Ha? How? That is why, when your parents ask you to learn maths properly, you should have listened to them.

2. WHEN IN DOUBT, LOOK UP… and look EAST

The one logical thing that people should start doing is to get their reference from Tok Guru Nik Aziz instead of mainstream media who at one side criticizes the implementation of Hudud and on the other side, condemns the fact that Hudud is being criticized by the non-Muslims. Either way, the opposition is always wrong.

So, put aside that Star, burn that Utusan, only use the Strait Times to wrap meat and vegetable, get on Facebook, befriend Nik Aziz and hear it from his mouth himself who has over and over again reiterated that - Saya memberi jaminan jika hukum hudud dilaksanakan di Kelantan, ia tidak akan dikuatkuasakan ke atas bukan Islam sebab hanya meliputi umat Islam”. What is there to twist and turn on that matter? ONLY ISLAM kawan. So if you’re a non-Muslim, please refrain from making unnecessary comments.

Also, to get a taste of how PAS would rule, take Kelantan as an example.

Ask the Chinese that originate from Kelantan? And they’ll tell you they live harmoniously. Their places of worship don’t get torn down. They get funding for their places of worship. They sell pork freely.

Go to Shah Alam during UMNO rule and you’ll have to sell pork well hidden from everybody and you’ll have to blackout where you hang the pork with black plastic bag. You can’t display a cross at the shop lot where you worship. Toyo has a house that cost millions but only paid a friction out for it and the previous MB was caught in Australia siphoning money out.

3. WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE?

Now, let’s assume for one moment that when Hudud is implemented and it is also applicable to the non-Muslim (HYPOTHETICALLY). My question to you then, is what would you be willing to trade Hudud for?

Would you be willing to trade Hudud for…
-          Corruption
-          Cronyism
-          Constant heckling by BN that you are a PENDATANG
-          Erosion of your right to your religion
-          Pseudo democracy
-          Increase crime rate
-          Mismanagement of funds
-          Guilty people walking free just because they know somebody
-          Unjust justice

Would you? Would you trade all of the above just because of Hudud? Think, think humans!

And if somebody comes up to me and tell me, “But if Islamic state take over, have to line up separate lines, cinema brightly lighted up, no more Rihanna or Gaga concert…” I will take out my shoes and slap the living hell out of the person. Just because of such petty issues, you’re willing to sacrifice all of the above just to stand against Hudud? Are you crazy?

4. MANIFESTO

Back to basics. PAS manisfesto. Please tell me which line says – “to oppress people of other religion and races”

Tujuan PAS ialah :
         i.            Memperjuangkan wujudnya di dalam negara ini sebuah masyarakat dan pemerintahan yang terlaksana di dalamnya bilai-nilai hidup Islam dan hukum-hukumnya menuju keredhaan Allah.
       ii.            Mempertahankan Kesucian Islam serta kemerdekaan dan kedaulatan negara.

 
Usaha-usaha PAS :
         i.            Menyeru umat manusia kepada Syari'at Allah dan Sunnah RasulNya melalui dakwah secara lisan, tulisan dan amalan.
       ii.             Memperjuangkan Islam sebagai aqidah dan syari'ah serta menjadikannya sebagai panduan berpolitik dan bernegara serta memperkenalkan nilai-nilai ke Islaman dalam usaha menegakkan keadilan dan kemajuan di segenap bidang termasuk pemerintahan dan pentadbiran, ekonomi dan sosial serta pelajaran dan pendidikan.
      iii.            Memupuk dan memperkukuhkan dan memperkuatkan ukhuwah Islamiyah dan menyuburkan rasa perpaduan di kalangan rakyat bagi memelihara kehidupan politik dan masyarakat yang sihat dan berkebajikan.
     iv.            Mengajak dan menggalakkan badan-badan, pertubuhan-pertubuhan dan orang-orang perseorangan bagi mengenali dan memehami serta memperjuangkan konsep dan pandangan hidup Islam.
       v.            Menyediakan rencana-rencana dan bertindak bagi memperbaiki susunan serta institusi-institusi masyarakat, bentuk politik, keadilan ekonomi dan negara, untuk membela kepentingan umat Islam dan rakyat seluruhnya.
     vi.            Menyertai dan bekerjasama dengan badan-badan, persatuan-persatuan atau pertubuhan-pertubuhan yang tidak berlawanan tujuannya dengan PAS bilamana dan selama mana ianya mujstahak dan sesuai serta tidak bercanggah dengan undang-undang negara.
    vii.            Mempertahankan Bahasa Malaysia sebagai bahasa rasmi negara yang tunggal dalam amalannya disamping berusaha mengembangkan bahasa al-Qura'an.
  viii.             Memperjuangkan wujudnya kebudayaan negara berasaskan nilai-nilai yang tidak bercanggah dengan ajaran-ajaran Islam.
   ix.            Memperjuangkan hak dan kepentingan umat Islam di negara ini tanpa mengabaikan tanggungjawab melaksanakan keadilan terhadap seluruh rakyat Malaysia dan tanggungjawab mewujudkan keharmonian antara kaum di dalam negara ini.
     x.            Menyertai dan bekerjasama dengan Bangsa-Bangsa Bersatu dan badan-badan lain yang sah bagi mengekalkan keamanan dan menjalinkan hak-hak asasi manusia serta menghapuskan segala macam kezaliman, kepalsuan, perhambaan dan penindasan di kalangan umat manusia.
     xi.            Melakukan apa-apa jua usaha dan tindakan dalam batas-batas Perlembagaan dan Undang-Undang negara bagi mencapai semua tujuan-tujuan PAS ke dalam dan ke luar.

http://www.pas.org.my/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=200&Itemid=439

Compare that to BN’s manifesto:
         i.            To divide and conquer Malaysians regardless.
       ii.            UMNO to be the tai-ko and MCA and MIC etc to serve UMNO with their tails in between their legs.
      iii.            UMNO to pretend to protect the rights of Malays.
     iv.            To really protect the rights of a few selected Malays.
       v.            MCA to pretend to protect the Chinese.
     vi.            MIC to pretend to protect the Indians.
    vii.            To be compulsive liars.
  viii.            To each be involved in sex scandals (either personally or to accuse others of doing so).
     ix.            To accumulate and store wealth for self and cronies.
       x.            To condone and increase corruption in Malaysia as well as to continually decline in Transparency International ranking.
     xi.            To emulate  ruling styles of Myanmar, Zimbabwe, Egypt, Syria and Tunisia
    xii.            To lie, cheat, defame in all manners possible

You choose.

5. RECONCILING PAS AND CHRISTIANITY 

And now finally, someone asked me, “How do I reconcile my support for PAS and my Christian faith?”

My reply of course would be, “How do I reconcile my Christian faith with the outright corruptness and the bastardization of my rights with the ruling party?”

PAS by far have spoken out consistently on protecting my rights (while they at the same time propogate their Islamic values) and have proven this by the governing of their state which resulted in a clear harmonious understanding amongst its people. Of course it is all stems from their conviction in their religion. But my support for PAS does not equal my conviction for Islam but a conviction in doing the right thing.

Would it be any different for a Muslim to support a Christian party who is doing the right thing in upholding justice and rules a country with justice and fairness? Then how? U support your religion, I support my religion, we all let BN win?

The fight to promote ones religion is universal in all religion, to spread the word, to get as many converts etc… but more importantly… above all these is the believe in what is fair and what is not, what is right and what is wrong, the respect for the individuality of each human, the right of each Malaysian and to fight to the last to protect these values.


CONCLUSION
In conclusion, I strongly stand behind PAS to win again my area (Khalid Samad area btw) and I have no issue in supporting a party which stands up for what is right. Petty issues can be set aside in the very unlikely and absolutely hypothetically event if Hudud was to ever come into the picture. It’s the bigger picture that counts.

Of course if Hudud ever comes into place, a huge chunk of the police force would be kidal, more than half of the coalition ministers would have to go through whipping and another half stoned to death and Najib would suffer a 3 pronged combo punishment – amputation, whipping and stoning (curi, curang, maksiat)



Friday 18 May 2012

I WAS MOVED…

This week, I was moved to see that Malaysia could still shine and show to the world that we are better than all the shit heads around us. There are still diamonds in the midst of garbage.

FOUR GREAT STATEMENTS MADE THIS WEEK.

On the issue of burgers, butt exercise and an incompetent Deputy IGP who said these were ok.

1.   AMBIGA - I strongly urge all to refrain from these acts which infringe on the privacy of an individual. I urge those who are proposing to give the thosai to make them and distribute them to charity. Everyone must work towards making Malaysia a better place for all and we must be respectful of private spaces. These acts infringe upon the rights not only of the person [owner of the house] but also their neighbours. Also whether or not it infringes the law, it infringes on a person’s home and family life”. Article here.

2.   LIM KIT SIANGWhile Khalid failed in his duties as a public servant when he gave his blessings to the setting up of a burger stall outside Ambiga’s house, a most insensitive and irresponsible act, two wrongs do not make a right. WargaAMAN would be doing the nation a great service if it calls off its thosai plan outside and initiate a virtuous circle to restore decency and civility to politics and public life in Malaysia to be emulated by all Malaysians in politics and public life. It would also save the country from becoming a laughing stock in the world.” Article here.

On the issue of Tunku Aziz’s resignation

3.   LIM GUAN ENG - “I received Tunku Abdul Aziz Tunku Ibrahim’s brief resignation letter from DAP yesterday. I have tried to contact him since his announcement on Monday resigning from the party, but without any success. I have no wish to exchange personal attacks against Tunku but to convey the party’s thanks for his service during his four years as national vice-chair of DAP. Time will prove who is on the right side of history.” Article here.

4.   LIM KIT SIANG -  “I would have been the first to welcome any change of mind by Tunku Abdul Aziz about his resignation as DAP national vice chairman and DAP member but I fully respect his decision if his mind is set on resignation. Over the decades, I have known Tunku Aziz as a man of principle and integrity and my views have not changed one dot, as Tunku Aziz would have known in our three recent meetings, twice at his house and the third time in Parliament. If a parting of ways with his resignation from the party is unavoidable, let it be as gentlemanly as possible with the minimum of rancour and acrimony. Let’s move on in our separate but still common destiny to create a clean Malaysia.Article here.
Amidst all the garbage talk from my misters that has been flying around in the news this week, the statement made by these 3 individuals really inspired me to be a better Malaysians. Sure, the desire for revenge, to embarrass Najib overseas  to the max, to sell char siew pau in front of my ministers house etc, is suepr duper strong, I am reminded again by them that to be a BETTER MALAYSIA. This definitely extend to the desire to make the PDRM who assaulted innocent Bersih victims to run the gauntlet of 250,000 people.

So today, as a fellow Malaysian, born, bred and living, my commitement to myself is...

I WILL STRIVE TO BE A BETTER MALAYSIAN!

Wednesday 16 May 2012

WHICH PRIME MINISTER…

QUESTION: WHICH PRIME MINISTER…

1.       Upholds the spirit of 1 Malaysia via verbal means only.
2.       Condones racist remarks made by member of his ruling coalition.
3.       Continuously condones Utusan & Perkasa antics by his silence – so much for being the PM for all.
4.       Has no idea on the amount of hatred his countrymen has for him.
5.       Failed in maths. Half a stadium full = More than 250k Bersih 3.0 crowd. FYI… full stadium capacity is at 100k.
6.       Preaches free media but practices ultra bias reporting.
7.       Preaches transparency, but Malaysia continues to slip in the Transparency International Ratings.
8.       Preaches against corruption but tells Malaysians, “Vote for me and we’ll give you money”.
9.       Preaches about democracy but acts like a junta when democracy is in practice.
10.   Obsessed with his 1 million FB followers which I seriously doubt are all genuine (ask any company that runs a contest for voting and they’ll tell you the headache they have with dealing with fakes votes).
11.   Has a RM1 billion mark on his head and 2 useless submarines which could not even dive at first and now an international court case and he hasn’t got the balls to testify. I wonder why.
12.   Pissed off the Mongolians.
13.   Pissed off the Indonesians.
14.   Pissed off the US by his excessive force used in handling demonstration.
15.   Pissed off the UN by misquoting them on the use of tear gas.
16.   Pissed off an Australian Senator by intentionally misquoting him. “Islam” and “Scientology” are way too far to be spelled wrongly.
17.   And now the French court wants his ass on a plate.
18.   Pays an agency to create a fake friendly persona of himself with our money.
19.   Says no to Israel dealings but hired APCO.
20.   Agrees to an Australian company to store radioactive waste in his own land and bullshit Malaysian by saying, “The waste can be used as fertilizers”. We’ll probably be the first X-Men country by 2020.
21.   Has a weird obsession with bringing in refugees from Australian when we suck at the way we treat refugees.
22.   Justifies the police brutality in Bersih 3.0 by narrating a case of a (ONE) police beating beaten up till he vomited blood but forgets about the hundred over civilians and media staff who were beaten and admitted to a hospital and the other hundreds men, women and children who suffered the effects of tear gas and then has the balls to tell them… “Tear gas is SAFE”.
23.   Condones the victimization of one committee member (Ambiga) via the harassment and threats at her private residence and further condoned it when his Deputy IGP said, “Cannot do anything. Peaceful Assembly Act”.
24.   Tells me everytime he increases the petrol price to cut my spending while his wife goes on a shopping spree.
25.   Established a convenience stall BR1M (meant to assist Malaysians cope with rising cost) which sells goods below allowable health grading. Pretty much telling you, “Either die starving or get poisoned… you choose”.
26.   Cannot debate - possibly mute
27.   First in the world to have a gas tank named after his 1 Malaysia slogan.
28.   Performs the best diving sequence in the world – flip, flop, flip, flip, flop, flip, flop, splash!
29.   Endorses gansterism and intimidation as a means to disrupt functions that is detrimental to his party.
30.   Is afraid of his wife.


*Some statements were made by his ministers but his refusal to rebuke such acts constitutes to endorsing them.

Monday 7 May 2012

IDIOSYNCRASY: BERSIH 3.0 - DUMBEST STATEMENTS MADE

Ok… so Bersih 3.0 successfully achieved it's goal by bringing approximately 250,000 people together to stand up for a common cause. Clean and Fair Elections. I was there and it was a really great experience to stand together with my fellow Malaysians of all races to demand for something that is as simple as a clean and fair election.

But, somehow or other, my government can never get that into their thick lapuk skull and had to make incredibly stupid statements to embarrass Malaysia further. I mean, these are leaders of the country and to make statements such as this, I can’t never understand how people elected them in… or maybe phantom people did.
So here are the collection of the DUMBEST statements made:

1. IGP Ismail Omar – on media personnel being roughed up by the police:


So please explain the video @ 8:10 min onwards. Ooops… I forgot… possibility of blind police in the force. We don’t discriminate don’t we…?


2. Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the violence that occurred on the day


This was one WTF statement. 1 police car assaulted. Hundreds of people got injured by the police. 7-10 over police ganged up to beat up weaponless protestors  and you wanna tell me POLICE WERE THE VICTIMS???!?!?!?

Again, Malaysia does not discriminate against blind people. We accept them to be our PM even if they are retarded. Please explain your POLICE WERE THE VICTIM based on the videos below.










3.  Prime Minister Najib Razak – again on the “violence” from the protestors



#1 – Did my PM just blamed the occurrence of the violence on the choice of location? He should have probably won the Noble Prize for a new discovery. Who would have thought that apart from the variable of human being  and overly gung-ho police force, the location of an event could contribute to violence. What’s he’s trying to say is this, if I have “JomHeboh” at Bukit Jalil – NO VIOLENCE.  Have “JomHeboh” at Dataran – VIOLENCE. Simply amazing. Somebody please give this joker a Noble Prize now.

#2 – They did choose Stadium Merdeka last year. But at the last minute, you rejected them and still got violent and shot at them.  So seriously, what are you saying now? Last year illegal, now ok? What was the difference?

4. Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the venue


Oh… I forgot, if we had used Stadium Merdeka… we wouldn’t be able to takeover and occupy Stadium Merdeka. Totally slipped by me.

5. Hishammuddin Hussein – on the confiscation of memory cards and camera


Really didn’t know about this. Countries where confiscating equipments of the media are practice are Zimbabwe, Myanmar (before Aung San Suu Kyi), China, Syria, Egypt, Tunisia…

Anyways, thanks to the IGP who decided to be smarter this time, "There is no such thing. We act in accordance with the law,".

6. ASTRO SVP Rohaizad Mohamed – on cencorship


Who would have guessed… your friendly neighborhood friend Astro sucks up to the government so much that they would censor international news BBC/Al-Jazeera. Btw, what the heck is “NATIONAL CONTENT REGULATIONS”. What happened to the Press Freedom Act and unbias reporting?

And to seal it all off, my dear Communication Minister Rais Yatim had to open his big fat mouth and think we are all fools…



7.  Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the purpose of the rally to topple the government


Saying this after the rally totally made dumb sense. If we really wanted topple the government, we wouldn’t have dispersed at 4:00pm. We would have fought on and today, your ass would be stuck at Putrajaya with no way out and the army would be taking over instead of PDRM and FRUs chasing us around.

Hypothetically, if we really wanted to take over, your police force of a meager hundred would be like an ant against 250,000 people. How many tear gas canister/water trucks stock you had that could hold back 250,000 people? If we had all endured the tear gas and water cannons, what would you be left with at the end of the day? If we all had rushed at the police, they’ll be the ones in cuffs and inside their own vans. What would you do then? Huh? How on earth would you be able to re-stock? Think.. think.. think… brader… So no! Our intention was for a peaceful assembly to tell you to clean up the elections or we’re going to clean you out in the next election!

8. New Straits Time – on Australian Senator Xenophon

We should always listen to our mainstream media. Dead serious.

What NST reported:

“What we are seeing is a worldwide pattern of abuse and criminality. On the body of evidence, this is not happening by accident; it is happening by design. ISLAM is not a religious organisation. It is a criminal organisation that hides behind its so-called religious beliefs.”

What Xenophon really said:

“What we are seeing is a worldwide pattern of abuse and criminality. On the body of evidence, this is not happening by accident; it is happening by design. SCIENTOLOGY is not a religious organisation. It is a criminal organisation that hides behind its so-called religious beliefs.”

For the full article, click here 

Please continue your support for them.

9. Hishammuddin Hussein – on Bersih’s traction

Never doubt your Home Minster


Watch the video to believe him.



I now officially rest my case.