IDIOSYNCRACY: IBRAHIM ALI AND THE CHINESE

Idiosyncrasy – the syncing of idiots all in one place (Rojaking, 2011)

There are generally 2 groups of idiots in this picture.

1. IBRAHIM ALI

An independent MP from Pasir Mas, Ibrahim Ali has continuously spewed vicious seditious statement ever since his election (by also idiots who didn’t know any better then) in 2008 and has not once been arrested for it. This hideous looking mongrel has not only been an advocate for Malay supremacy but also has insulted my people (who sometimes deserve it especially during times like this), the peace of the country and the harmony among people of diverse races.

He is of course the idiot of the day for the simple fact that instead of giving RED “ang pow” which is abundantly available during this time of the year, he offered the participants of his CNY makan-makan WHITE “ang pow”. To the Chinese, white “ang pow” are only given when there is a death. No other time is a white envelope used. Furthermore, it’s the CNY and white is definitely a very taboo color.

It really can only mean two things:

i. He’s really that stupid to not be aware of the Chinese culture

ii. The action was done on purpose in line with his racist stand – calling for the death of the Chinese

As pissed as I am with him, I am actually even more pissed with the Cina Bodoh that attended, accepted and walked away happily.

Before I’m done with him, I’ll leave you with some of his amazing statement as a Member of Parliament of Malaysia.

"There were reports of foreign Christian ministers wearing Muslim skullcaps and attending prayers at a certain mosque in Petaling Jaya to establish a communal relationship with Muslims before converting them. I was told these international Christian groups have unlimited funds.”
 “The Government should change the name of the Internal Security Act (ISA) to the Akta Kasih Sayang (Love and Caring Act) in order to make everyone happy.”

“The silent majority of Muslims supports Himpun. Just because there are not a lot people at every gathering does not mean there is a lack of support.”

"In the case of the United States, Barack Obama shed his language, culture and the Islamic religion of his family in Kenya and Indonesia to assimilate. This was what qualified him to become President.”

"In Malaysia, there are leaders who are not good in Malay but can still become elected representatives.”

“The reason men commit adultery is because the wives have been neglecting their bedroom responsibility”

“The Bar Council is a bastard council. They are hypocrites...I don’t respect at all the Bar Council,”

 “Imagine if chaos erupts. If the Bersih rally is not cancelled... I believe the Chinese community will have to stock up on food.”

2. THE CHINESE

As much as I am proud to be a Chinese, I am totally disgusted by the fact that the people of my race attended a function of a racist who’s spitted on your face so many times, accepted his RM10 in a WHITE ang pow and walk away happy after that. It was also reported that the people of my race were RUSHING to grab the money. Beggars! Prostitutes! Dumb Shit! Cheap Shit! Morons! Low Life Fools!

At one hand, I cannot understand how is it possible that some Chinese people can be that stupid, but then on the other hand, I get it. It’s in our blood to be that stupid. Throw a free meal party and we’re lining up first thing in the morning without even asking who’s the organizer. Free transportation – even better. Throw in some money and we’ll sell our sons and daughters just to get our hands on some of the cash. Our circuit boards are program to respond to stupid, free or cheap. We got to train our minds to go one step further to ask “from Who” and “What for”. For example, when anybody offers you something free, ask… “Who’s this from?”, “What is this for?”.. be a little smarter next time.

And let’s not try to justify that, “Oh, the Chinese people didn’t know”, “Oh.. look how unhappy they were receiving a WHITE “ang pow”…”, “They didn’t know any better”… the fact remains the same – you attended, you accepted WITHOUT making a shit noise about it and you went home happy only to find your face plastered all over the internet for accepting money from a racist punk that has been spitting at your face the whole time. The best statement from one of the attendees was this, “If the Malays can forgive during Hari Raya, we also should forgive during CNY”. What the heck??!?!?! I understand when there’s genuine forgiveness, but being stuffed with food and money and then forgiving... that’s just Chinese bullshit!

The whole event looked pretty much like Obama, Oprah, Whitney, Denzel, Morgan Freeman, Usher, Rihanna, Beyonce, Tupac and Snoop Dogg sitting down and having a meal with the Klu Klux Klan.

And since, the Chinese people already accepted their WHITE “ang pow” I can only hope the next scene would be something from the movie Final Destination – one by one of the attendees dying a goryfying death… then the White “ang pow” would have served its purpose.