Mix them all up...: IDIOSYNCRASY: BERSIH 3.0

Ok… so Bersih 3.0 successfully achieved it's goal by bringing approximately 250,000 people together to stand up for a common cause. Clean and Fair Elections. I was there and it was a really great experience to stand together with my fellow Malaysians of all races to demand for something that is as simple as a clean and fair election.

But, somehow or other, my government can never get that into their thick lapuk skull and had to make incredibly stupid statements to embarrass Malaysia further. I mean, these are leaders of the country and to make statements such as this, I can’t never understand how people elected them in… or maybe phantom people did.

So here are the collection of the DUMBEST statements made:

1. IGP Ismail Omar – on media personnel being roughed up by the police:

“The police apologises for the incident. In the chaos of the situation we COULD NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ASSEMBLY PARTICIPANTS AND MEDIA.”

So please explain the video @ 8:10 min onwards. Ooops… I forgot… possibility of blind police in the force. We don’t discriminate don’t we…?

2. Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the violence that occurred on the day

"We must look at the proper perspective. IN GENERAL, THE POLICE WERE THE VICTIMS. Violence was aimed at the police,"

This was one WTF statement. 1 police car assaulted. Hundreds of people got injured by the police. 7-10 over police ganged up to beat up weaponless protestors and you wanna tell me POLICE WERE THE VICTIMS???!?!?!?

Again, Malaysia does not discriminate against blind people. We accept them to be our PM even if they are retarded. Please explain your POLICE WERE THE VICTIM based on the videos below.

3. Prime Minister Najib Razak – again on the “violence” from the protestors

"The root of the problem, the real root cause of all these (incidents), if you like, was when THEY REJECTED THE OFFER TO HAVE IT AT STADIUM MERDEKA."

"You see, IF THEY HAD CHOSEN STADIUM MERDEKA, WHICH WAS THEIR REQUEST BEFORE (LAST YEAR), IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A VERY PEACEFUL GATHERING - WE WOULD HAVE FACILITATED THEM, nothing of this sort would have happened.”

#1 – Did my PM just blamed the occurrence of the violence on the choice of location? He should have probably won the Noble Prize for a new discovery. Who would have thought that apart from the variable of human being and overly gung-ho police force, the location of an event could contribute to violence. What’s he’s trying to say is this, if I have “JomHeboh” at Bukit Jalil – NO VIOLENCE. Have “JomHeboh” at Dataran – VIOLENCE. Simply amazing. Somebody please give this joker a Noble Prize now.

#2 – They did choose Stadium Merdeka last year. But at the last minute, you rejected them and still got violent and shot at them. So seriously, what are you saying now? Last year illegal, now ok? What was the difference?

4. Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the venue

"THEY HAD PLANS FOR A CONTINUED TAKEOVER OF DATARAN MERDEKA."

Oh… I forgot, if we had used Stadium Merdeka… we wouldn’t be able to takeover and occupy Stadium Merdeka. Totally slipped by me.

5. Hishammuddin Hussein – on the confiscation of memory cards and camera

“Part of SOP”

Really didn’t know about this. Countries where confiscating equipments of the media are practice are Zimbabwe, Myanmar (before Aung San Suu Kyi), China, Syria, Egypt, Tunisia…

Anyways, thanks to the IGP who decided to be smarter this time, "There is no such thing. We act in accordance with the law,".

6. ASTRO SVP Rohaizad Mohamed – on cencorship

“As a licensed broadcaster, Astro is required to comply with the NATIONAL CONTENT REGULATIONS”

Who would have guessed… your friendly neighborhood friend Astro sucks up to the government so much that they would censor international news BBC/Al-Jazeera. Btw, what the heck is “NATIONAL CONTENT REGULATIONS”. What happened to the Press Freedom Act and unbias reporting?

And to seal it all off, my dear Communication Minister Rais Yatim had to open his big fat mouth and think we are all fools…

“Astro should be given credit for showing the “BEST PARTS””.

7. Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the purpose of the rally to topple the government

“They had the intention TO TAKE OVER DATARAN MERDEKA, not to gather for two or three hours but for two or three days or even longer, to show that the government cannot control the situation. They WANTED TO MAKE DATARAN MERDEKA LIKE THE TAHRIR SQUARE IN EGYPT.”

Saying this after the rally totally made dumb sense. If we really wanted topple the government, we wouldn’t have dispersed at 4:00pm. We would have fought on and today, your ass would be stuck at Putrajaya with no way out and the army would be taking over instead of PDRM and FRUs chasing us around.

Hypothetically, if we really wanted to take over, your police force of a meager hundred would be like an ant against 250,000 people. How many tear gas canister/water trucks stock you had that could hold back 250,000 people? If we had all endured the tear gas and water cannons, what would you be left with at the end of the day? If we all had rushed at the police, they’ll be the ones in cuffs and inside their own vans. What would you do then? Huh? How on earth would you be able to re-stock? Think.. think.. think… brader… So no! Our intention was for a peaceful assembly to tell you to clean up the elections or we’re going to clean you out in the next election!

8. New Straits Time – on Australian Senator Xenophon

We should always listen to our mainstream media. Dead serious.

What NST reported:

“What we are seeing is a worldwide pattern of abuse and criminality. On the body of evidence, this is not happening by accident; it is happening by design. ISLAM is not a religious organisation. It is a criminal organisation that hides behind its so-called religious beliefs.”

What Xenophon really said:

“What we are seeing is a worldwide pattern of abuse and criminality. On the body of evidence, this is not happening by accident; it is happening by design. SCIENTOLOGY is not a religious organisation. It is a criminal organisation that hides behind its so-called religious beliefs.”

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Please continue your support for them.

And of course they had to apologize to all the retards that believed them.

9. Hishammuddin Hussein – on Bersih’s traction

Never doubt your Home Minster

“The rally does not pose a security threat and HAS GAINED LITTLE TRACTION WITH THE PUBLIC”

Watch the video to believe him.