Showing posts with label Idiosyncrasy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiosyncrasy. Show all posts

Wednesday, 31 October 2012

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Was about to write about something else but I just couldn’t keep my mind off what our very own Malaysian lady boys – PERKASA said during the last weekend.

News was Jaclyn Victor sang a Christian song in Malay 5 years ago and as PERKASA is like some 5 year backward retard we all know, they made an issue out of it today. Read more here.

First and foremost, I cannot understand how an organizations like PERKASA can get away scot free after their endless tirades of racist remarks. If there be an organization to be charged under the Sedition Act, it will definitely be PERKASA. We all right thinking Malaysians know this. I’m not too sure if my Prime Minister and his ministers fall under the category of “right thinking Malaysians”.

So, my message today is this. If you fight so hard for people to respect Islam, learn how to respect the other religion and races first.

NO. 1

 Singing of a Christian song in Bahasa Malaysia (BM) does not disrespect Islam because plain and simple, BM is a language and not religion. And although in some cases where some languages are very much related to religion (i.e. Jewish to the Jews and Jawi to Islam), BM does not fall under that category. And even in situations where the language is very much associated to a religion, nobody can stop nobody from using the language to preach their own religion. For example, if you PERKASA go to Israel to preach Islam, how would you reach out to the people there? Speak in Jawi? Sing in Jawi?

NO. 2

ALL religions seeks to preach their message to everyone (including Islam of course). I wouldn’t want to argue on why Islam can be preached to other people of other faiths but not vice versa. And I do not want to argue how people are born with a free mind – to think, to reason, to belief and the expectation that people would not convert out of Islam is just realistically impossible. Just like how anyone from Christianity, Buddhism, Hinduism can convert away from their religion. And I am not proposing that other religion should be preached to Muslim cause that would be against the law. What I want to argue is this, how the heck can singing a song in BM exalting my Lord and King by saying “semua kaum, semua bangsa dlm negara ini mengharapkan engkau Yesus” be wrong. I am merely expressing my beliefs. Am I pointing a gun at your head to put your hope in Jesus? Am I cutting you bit by bit until you belief your hope is in Jesus? It’s merely a general statement on how we believe we should all put our hope in Jesus because WE believe that JESUS is the true MESSIAH. Would you not also wish that the world put their hope in Muhammad/Allah because you believe Him to be true? Would you not sing this too? Can a Buddhist in the inner hills of China be offended with you when you sing it in Mandarin? If your answer is YES, then you’ll be better off just banning the Bible cause it contains so many verses where Jesus tells the world to put their hope in him, that all should believe Him.

Case in point – Shall I be offended when Maher Zain called me blind? Or shall I also shout “Christians, who are Christian, are not blind!” just like when you shouted, “Malays, who are Muslims, do not put their hope in Jesus!”?

Oh it makes me wonder
How anyone can be blind
To all the signs so clear
Just open your eyes
And I know without a doubt
You will surely see the light

Song: Allahi Allah Kiya Karo, Maher Zain

Of course not, to me he is merely expressing his believe, from his point of view. To Maher Zain, I as a non-Muslim am blind and to me as a Christian, Maher Zain is blind. Get it PERKASA?

As much as I respect the right for you to express your believes, please respect mine too.

NO. 3

Now that you have “come up in arms” to boycott the song/singer, why don’t you pay a visit to the Indonesian Embassy and request for them to boycott Christian song sung in BM/Bahasa Indonesia as well. Satu kali sapu semua la… Jangan bazir masa lagi… Cepat-cepat… to help you out, here are some Christian songs…




CONCLUSION

If your mother haven’t taught you, let me teach you what my momma taught me - as much as you profess your religion, remember to respect the right of other people to profess theirs, including their practices and religious song. If you fail to do that, you fail in the very first thing your religion teaches you and you fail altogether in professing your religion. In times like this I am glad that PAS is the real defender of Islam. So please… R.E.S.P.E.C.T

Btw… Here’s the so “controversial” song some shallow dumbshit wants to boycott…

Monday, 7 May 2012

IDIOSYNCRASY: BERSIH 3.0 - DUMBEST STATEMENTS MADE

Ok… so Bersih 3.0 successfully achieved it's goal by bringing approximately 250,000 people together to stand up for a common cause. Clean and Fair Elections. I was there and it was a really great experience to stand together with my fellow Malaysians of all races to demand for something that is as simple as a clean and fair election.

But, somehow or other, my government can never get that into their thick lapuk skull and had to make incredibly stupid statements to embarrass Malaysia further. I mean, these are leaders of the country and to make statements such as this, I can’t never understand how people elected them in… or maybe phantom people did.
So here are the collection of the DUMBEST statements made:

1. IGP Ismail Omar – on media personnel being roughed up by the police:


So please explain the video @ 8:10 min onwards. Ooops… I forgot… possibility of blind police in the force. We don’t discriminate don’t we…?


2. Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the violence that occurred on the day


This was one WTF statement. 1 police car assaulted. Hundreds of people got injured by the police. 7-10 over police ganged up to beat up weaponless protestors  and you wanna tell me POLICE WERE THE VICTIMS???!?!?!?

Again, Malaysia does not discriminate against blind people. We accept them to be our PM even if they are retarded. Please explain your POLICE WERE THE VICTIM based on the videos below.










3.  Prime Minister Najib Razak – again on the “violence” from the protestors



#1 – Did my PM just blamed the occurrence of the violence on the choice of location? He should have probably won the Noble Prize for a new discovery. Who would have thought that apart from the variable of human being  and overly gung-ho police force, the location of an event could contribute to violence. What’s he’s trying to say is this, if I have “JomHeboh” at Bukit Jalil – NO VIOLENCE.  Have “JomHeboh” at Dataran – VIOLENCE. Simply amazing. Somebody please give this joker a Noble Prize now.

#2 – They did choose Stadium Merdeka last year. But at the last minute, you rejected them and still got violent and shot at them.  So seriously, what are you saying now? Last year illegal, now ok? What was the difference?

4. Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the venue


Oh… I forgot, if we had used Stadium Merdeka… we wouldn’t be able to takeover and occupy Stadium Merdeka. Totally slipped by me.

5. Hishammuddin Hussein – on the confiscation of memory cards and camera


Really didn’t know about this. Countries where confiscating equipments of the media are practice are Zimbabwe, Myanmar (before Aung San Suu Kyi), China, Syria, Egypt, Tunisia…

Anyways, thanks to the IGP who decided to be smarter this time, "There is no such thing. We act in accordance with the law,".

6. ASTRO SVP Rohaizad Mohamed – on cencorship


Who would have guessed… your friendly neighborhood friend Astro sucks up to the government so much that they would censor international news BBC/Al-Jazeera. Btw, what the heck is “NATIONAL CONTENT REGULATIONS”. What happened to the Press Freedom Act and unbias reporting?

And to seal it all off, my dear Communication Minister Rais Yatim had to open his big fat mouth and think we are all fools…



7.  Prime Minister Najib Razak – on the purpose of the rally to topple the government


Saying this after the rally totally made dumb sense. If we really wanted topple the government, we wouldn’t have dispersed at 4:00pm. We would have fought on and today, your ass would be stuck at Putrajaya with no way out and the army would be taking over instead of PDRM and FRUs chasing us around.

Hypothetically, if we really wanted to take over, your police force of a meager hundred would be like an ant against 250,000 people. How many tear gas canister/water trucks stock you had that could hold back 250,000 people? If we had all endured the tear gas and water cannons, what would you be left with at the end of the day? If we all had rushed at the police, they’ll be the ones in cuffs and inside their own vans. What would you do then? Huh? How on earth would you be able to re-stock? Think.. think.. think… brader… So no! Our intention was for a peaceful assembly to tell you to clean up the elections or we’re going to clean you out in the next election!

8. New Straits Time – on Australian Senator Xenophon

We should always listen to our mainstream media. Dead serious.

What NST reported:

“What we are seeing is a worldwide pattern of abuse and criminality. On the body of evidence, this is not happening by accident; it is happening by design. ISLAM is not a religious organisation. It is a criminal organisation that hides behind its so-called religious beliefs.”

What Xenophon really said:

“What we are seeing is a worldwide pattern of abuse and criminality. On the body of evidence, this is not happening by accident; it is happening by design. SCIENTOLOGY is not a religious organisation. It is a criminal organisation that hides behind its so-called religious beliefs.”

For the full article, click here 

Please continue your support for them.

9. Hishammuddin Hussein – on Bersih’s traction

Never doubt your Home Minster


Watch the video to believe him.



I now officially rest my case.         

Monday, 30 January 2012

IDIOSYNCRACY: IBRAHIM ALI AND THE CHINESE

Idiosyncrasy – the syncing of idiots all in one place (Rojaking, 2011)


There are generally 2 groups of idiots in this picture.

1. IBRAHIM ALI

An independent MP from Pasir Mas, Ibrahim Ali has continuously spewed vicious seditious statement ever since his election (by also idiots who didn’t know any better then) in 2008 and has not once been arrested for it. This hideous looking mongrel has not only been an advocate for Malay supremacy but also has insulted my people (who sometimes deserve it especially during times like this), the peace of the country and the harmony among people of diverse races.

He is of course the idiot of the day for the simple fact that instead of giving RED “ang pow” which is abundantly available during this time of the year, he offered the participants of his CNY makan-makan WHITE “ang pow”. To the Chinese, white “ang pow” are only given when there is a death. No other time is a white envelope used. Furthermore, it’s the CNY and white is definitely a very taboo color.

It really can only mean two things:
i. He’s really that stupid to not be aware of the Chinese culture
ii. The action was done on purpose in line with his racist stand – calling for the death of the Chinese

As pissed as I am with him, I am actually even more pissed with the Cina Bodoh that attended, accepted and walked away happily.

Before I’m done with him, I’ll leave you with some of his amazing statement as a Member of Parliament of Malaysia.

"There were reports of foreign Christian ministers wearing Muslim skullcaps and attending prayers at a certain mosque in Petaling Jaya to establish a communal relationship with Muslims before converting them. I was told these international Christian groups have unlimited funds.”
 “The Government should change the name of the Internal Security Act (ISA) to the Akta Kasih Sayang (Love and Caring Act) in order to make everyone happy.”

“The silent majority of Muslims supports Himpun. Just because there are not a lot people at every gathering does not mean there is a lack of support.”

"In the case of the United States, Barack Obama shed his language, culture and the Islamic religion of his family in Kenya and Indonesia to assimilate. This was what qualified him to become President.”

"In Malaysia, there are leaders who are not good in Malay but can still become elected representatives.”

“The reason men commit adultery is because the wives have been neglecting their bedroom responsibility”

“The Bar Council is a bastard council. They are hypocrites...I don’t respect at all the Bar Council,”

 “Imagine if chaos erupts. If the Bersih rally is not cancelled... I believe the Chinese community will have to stock up on food.”


2. THE CHINESE

As much as I am proud to be a Chinese, I am totally disgusted by the fact that the people of my race attended a function of a racist who’s spitted on your face so many times, accepted his RM10 in a WHITE ang pow and walk away happy after that. It was also reported that the people of my race were RUSHING to grab the money. Beggars! Prostitutes! Dumb Shit! Cheap Shit! Morons! Low Life Fools!

At one hand, I cannot understand how is it possible that some Chinese people can be that stupid, but then on the other hand, I get it. It’s in our blood to be that stupid. Throw a free meal party and we’re lining up first thing in the morning without even asking who’s the organizer. Free transportation – even better. Throw in some money and we’ll sell our sons and daughters just to get our hands on some of the cash. Our circuit boards are program to respond to stupid, free or cheap. We got to train our minds to go one step further to ask “from Who” and “What for”. For example, when anybody offers you something free, ask… “Who’s this from?”, “What is this for?”.. be a little smarter next time.

And let’s not try to justify that, “Oh, the Chinese people didn’t know”, “Oh.. look how unhappy they were receiving a WHITE “ang pow”…”, “They didn’t know any better”… the fact remains the same – you attended, you accepted WITHOUT making a shit noise about it and you went home happy only to find your face plastered all over the internet for accepting money from a racist punk that has been spitting at your face the whole time. The best statement from one of the attendees was this, “If the Malays can forgive during Hari Raya, we also should forgive during CNY”. What the heck??!?!?! I understand when there’s genuine forgiveness, but being stuffed with food and money and then forgiving... that’s just Chinese bullshit!

The whole event looked pretty much like Obama, Oprah, Whitney, Denzel, Morgan Freeman, Usher, Rihanna, Beyonce, Tupac and Snoop Dogg sitting down and having a meal with the Klu Klux Klan.

And since, the Chinese people already accepted their WHITE “ang pow” I can only hope the next scene would be something from the movie Final Destination – one by one of the attendees dying a goryfying death… then the White “ang pow” would have served its purpose.

Thursday, 5 January 2012

IDIOSYNCRACY: THE MOST IDIOTIC PM IN 2011

Idiosyncrasy – the syncing of idiots all in one place (Rojaking, 2011)

No reward for guessing this right. Every blind man on earth would be able to point to you this Prime Minister (PM) that resides in Malaysia, in a place called Putrajaya.
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My beloved PM took office in 2009 after Badawi stepped down due the loss of confidence we Malaysians had with the ruling regime and to date, 3 years down the road, Najib has yet to have the balls to call for an election – of course this is also due the many idiotic crap he’s thrown at us for the past years.

Najib, in 2011 will always and continually be remembered for:

1. Atlantuya and the Submarine

Girls, Sex & Submarines

Whether it was Razak Baginda’s submarine or Najib’s submarine or their “submarine”, Atlantuya was involved in brokering the submarine deal whether on papers or in the bedroom with Razak’s “submarine” or Najib’s “submarine” and she ended bombed to pieces near my house in Shah Alam and the court sentenced two of Najib’s bodyguard guilty of murder without motive.

Well, the submarines arrived and it did not dive. That also I am not too sure if they meant the submarine or “submarine” and who’s didn’t “dive” and the people ended up paying billions for 2 overpriced submarines. The cost breakdown was probably as follow:

50% - Submarine cost
50% - Viagra cost

But at least where our court are too scared shit to talk about submarine and convicting the right people, we have our dear friends in France who have set up an investigation team to uncover the truth and then we’ll see, whose submarine was guilty.

2. BERSIH 2.0

If Tan Sri Zainuddin Maidin (Tan Sri sum more) was the most embarrassing individual for Malaysians (during Bersih 1 with his interview with Al-Jazeera), then Najib would have been the most embarrassing individual to every Malaysians during Bersih 2.0.

He continually stumbled and stumbled during the whole event as if the PM function with a lack of a brain.

Arrest were made BEFORE the event, Bersih organizers, PSM members and even t-shirts. PSM members were arrested under our famous Internal Security Act (ISA) for the usual inciting and seditious for allegedly preaching communism. Of course they were all released after much public pressure which really begs the question… was the arrest really warranted? Why arrest people under such serious outdated laws when you don’t have concrete evidence against them? Btw, Bersih t-shirts are still under arrest.

Arrest of course were made DURING the event, 1,600 people seeking clean and fair elections were arrested by lying FRU (who said they didn’t shoot into the hospital but admitted later they did) and our famous bribe taking Malaysian police officers (not all of them of course, there are of course good cops out there, but so far, every time I’ve been stopped, it’s “RM50 ada” and for the record, my stand is never to bribe and I have never bribed). SO IRONIC. It’s like criminals arresting innocent people. Imagine if Botak Chin being a police officer while he was a murderer at the same time. And of course there’s the dumbness in arresting 1,600 people when you know damn well you’re going to have to release them very very soon because:

i.         You’ll be shitting in your pants for the next 2 and a half days non-stop taking statement from 1,600 people you arrested (20min per arrest with 10 cops on duty) and we all know making a report for accident also takes 1-2 hours.
ii.       You would never be able to put to trial all 1,600 demonstrators. Out courts are already loaded the back log, the first court appear for the first defendant would probably be 50 years down from now.
iii.      Keeping and 1,600 people is no joke with having to think about feeding them, ensuring proper sanitation, providing beds, sheets, pillow… heck.. imagine trying to get your hand on 1,600 beds… that’s just crazy so you definitely can’t keep them for long.

Other idiotic actions that was taken that should have been processed by a brain are:

i.                     Flip-flops in first promising any stadiums and then backing down last minute. That was a real low blow.
ii.                   Banning of t-shirts. That was just shallow.
iii.                  Making statements like “It’s bad for business” when if I am a business man around the vicinity, I’ll increase my stocks, my price just for that day and probably make enough money to last me for a month without working.
iv.                 Blame traffic jams on the protest when the police were the ones manning the road and seriously I bet that was super effective. What would you ask someone you stop? “Pegi mana?”-“KL”-“ TANGKAP”, Kereta kuning- “TANGKAP”, Seluar kuning-“TANGKAP”, Underwear kuning-“TANGKAP”, Kasut kuning-“TANGKAP”, Janggut panjang macam olang PAS-“TANGKAP”, Mata sepet macam Kit Siang-“TANGKAP”. If I was Najib with a brain, I would seriously do a simple math, # of cars guilty / # of cars stopped for the day… and btw… what were you going to do with the guilty cars?
v.                   Lying – we are in a modern society with enough readily available technology to record true events. So don’t ever try to lie and then come up with lame excuses like “I dari Ipoh, tak tau ada hospital sana, tembak saja” and then deny for the next 6 months and then give us that statement.

3. FBC

Najib is the best, Najib is cool, Najib is awesome, Najib is hot… Najib is a piece of shit cause he paid millions to FBC and other agency to increase his popularity… WITH OUR MONEY! And thank God he got caught for it.

4. 1 Malaysia

Cakap tarak serupa bikin. At one moment, he goes around shouting 1 Malaysia just like how Tunku Abdul Rahman did his Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! But an act that was supposedly a symbol of pride to all Malaysia – Merdeka, is now used to blindside the nation to the inconsistent slogan he now shouts about. What’s 1 Malaysia when you allow idiots like Ibrahim Ali to run around the street mocking and inciting hatred among other races? What’s 1 Malaysia when your own Deputy demands his race comes 1st? What’s 1 Malaysia when you yourself cling on so tightly to protecting your own Malay agenda? What’s 1 Malaysia when Christians are used by you and your ministers as scapegoat to incite unease? All wasted money.

5. Budget 2011

The tabling of the budget was a great time to put stride to improving the economy in the upcoming uncertain times. But my PM being the PM still missing his brains, he had to used that time to take pot shots at the opposition which was really, really, really unbearable stupid, childish and embarrassing. On top of that, instead of tabling something concrete, it was pretty much a hand-out budget. ONE TIME OFF $$$ to students, ONE TIME OFF $$$ to low-income earners etc. Any learned man on the street would know ONE TIME OFF payments are not going to help strengthen the economy at all. What do you expect the low income earners to do with ONE TIME OFF payment? Relieve for 1 month and then what? Back to square one! Money wasted. That money could have been put into much greater use by improving the economy, increasing job availability, putting effort into reducing inflation.

6. Sodomizing Saiful

Anwar? Sodomy? Again? Any smart PM would have thought of another method to bring down his nemesis… but not my PM…. He believe in the tried-tested-proven method. Just that he forgot, this time around, people are a lot smarter.

Already Saiful’s testimony is leaking everywhere except his anus – i.e –

i.                     Meeting Najib in Putrajaya – crap! who gets to do that? Maybe if I’m desperate enough I’ll go to him and tell him that Mr. Ibrahim sodomized me just to have a chat with him.
ii.                   Met police officer in a hotel room to have his statement taken – again crap! I wish when I made my police report on my accident, I’ll be asked to meet them in a hotel in KL instead of their run down balai in Puchong which doesn’t even have a proper clean toilet.
iii.                  Went to Pusrawi – Doc says… “Your butt is looking good. Still very kental”. Went again to Hospital KL, “Oh... sangat loose. Ada nama Anwar dalam”. Instead of convicting the person who sodomized Saiful in between Pusrawi and HKL (which was probably the police officers he met in the HOTEL ROOM, they charge Anwar.
iv.                 A young strong man could not fight off a old fragile man with back pain. Think about it (especially to the men out there), if you’re about to get sodomized against your will, won’t you fight as hard as you can to wrest off the assailant? Anwar must have super powers.

So there you have it, apart from Muammar Gaddafi who is now dead, my beloved PM, Najib must have been voted as the MOST IDIOTIC PM in 2011.

If ever Darwin was right in his theory of evolution, he just got it the wrong way. He should have studied the evolution of Malaysian’s PM (Tunku Abdul Rahman, Abdul Razak, Hussein Onn, Mahathir, Abdullah Badawi, Najib).

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Idiosyncrasy: Me, Myself

Idiosyncrasy – the syncing of idiots all in one place (Rojaking, 2011)

As the name suggest, this segment is targeted at consolidating idiots in this blog.

Before I begin writing about other idiots around, I think it’s only fair that I begin with myself. After all, being a true Malaysian, I must comply with the Malay proverb that says, “Satu jari tunjuk olang, 4 jari tunjuk balik sendiri” even though I have no idea how the 4th finger is able to point back to oneself (but 3 is good enough)

There are of course many times where I am guilty of being an idiot, but I think the most apparent one would be my idiotic expectation with my wife.

Some of the idiotic expectations I have are:
a.       To have the house spanking clean everytime
b.      No messiness at the dining table
c.       No toys lying around on the floor
d.      No un-wash plates in the sink

Of course from an outsider point of view, my expectations might seem legit. I feel like I work a lot more (cause I have to do the 9am – 6pm while her hours are flexible) and because of that I deserve to come back to a perfect looking house, I deserve to put my legs up and call it a day, I deserve to frown upon her when I’m not happy with how things are done and I deserve the right to choose what to do and what I don’t feel like doing. To top it all up, especially when I come back late tired and all, I have an extra right to darken my face, be sarcastic and show my frustration all because I’m the breadwinner! I’m the man! I’m the MCP!

Just plain stupid.

Oftentimes I forget how much more tired she is. True she has very flexible hours (ie not bounded 9-6, work from home etc), but that doesn’t mean she has any less to do. Her typical day goes like this (WE DO NOT HAVE A MAID):
Work work work..
6pm – Have dinner & feed baby @ in-laws
7pm – Back home
8pm – Put baby to sleep
8:30pm - Wash clothes
               - Wash bottles
               - Wash pump
               - Pack baby’s bag for the next day
               - Cook baby food
 9:30pm – Baby wakes up – put baby back to sleep
10:00pm – Complete work brought back from office
12am – 7am – Sleep – Disrupted sleep every 2-3 hours as she breastfeeds the baby and has to keep waking to change the baby’s position (Left, Right, Left, Right). And if the baby cries… she’s the one that soothes the baby back to sleep while daddy just sleeps on like a pig or fidgets around in frustration that my sleep is being disrupted.

Many times, I totally fail to understand the amount of things that she needs to juggle and how tired she has to be at the end of the day. I know if I was to go through what she has to go through EVERYDAY, I would probably end up buying wood, knocking it to a square, digging a hole and burying myself in it. All I have to do most of the day is to do my 9-6pm and I’m pretty much a free man in the evening.

When I was in between jobs, I took up the challenge of taking care of the baby the whole week without sending her to my in-laws… and by the time my wife reaches home in the late afternoon, I was already so drain and could not even do anything for the rest of the day.

Having gone through 30% of what my wife goes through should have given me added empathy and that’s why I am putting myself in this blog post. I am an idiot.

How can I expect my wife to achieve my crazy expectation when I myself could not even do it when I was doing 30% of what she was doing? How can I treat her with such sarcasm just because I had a tiring day? How can I frown at her just because my boss was an idiot too on that day? 2 idiots don’t make a right.

So easily I forget the sacrifices she has made and how much more crazier her live has been. So easily I ignore the fact that I myself am irrational with my expectation and forget the other amazing stunts she has achieve and so easily I stand on a pedestal thinking I’m the king of the world and my rights are right.

I am an idiot.

To my beloved wife, I stand here today guilty of being an idiot. I’m sorry for the times I was sarcastic, assuming your life was easier, and having unrealistic expectations on how things should be. I know you had to put up with my hurtful comments, stupid looking face when I am frustrated and being plain lazy by not helping you out enough. I am sorry. I definitely promise to always try to understand the burdens you have to go through everyday and make it a point to help you our wherever possible. I love you and I’m sorry for being an idiot.

Next up… my best friend…