So pronunciation was the first struggle everyone had even
before watching the movie. Smarty pants me began by pronouncing it as “lay mi ze ble” (you know… I took French
in college and pass… barely) and some bulat-bulat just went “less mi za ra bless”. Everyone was
trying out different pronunciations.
Well, some friend was smart enough to google “pronunciation les
miserables” and if you’re still wondering how it should be pronounced, feel
free to listen to it over and over again here.
Anyways, here are some reasons why I thought Les Miserables
(‘ “ - ^ insert punctuations where deem fit) was so awesome and how it has
thought me so much:
i. There are people out there who can exhibit
extreme patience like when you are so tired, worn out and deep in your sleep (Marius)
and someone decides to sing at your face loudly (Jean Valjean).
ii. Police are really cool people. The next time a
police ask you a question, you can actually sing him the answer. Like for
example when he asks you, “Macam mana settle?”, you can go like “Lalalalala… Do
a deer a female deer, Re a drop of golden sun, Mi a name I call myself, Fa a
long long way to run….” and then drive off. Totally fine.
iii. Dying people are given this supernatural power
to sing opera. Like when Fantine was on her deathbed, she didn’t even look like
she was dying and sang like Pavarotti before dropping dead the very next minute.
Also at the end of the movie when although Jean Valjean’s face look really bad,
he could still sing like a super crazy opera man. Amazing.
iv. Superman has been around for a very, very long
time. He was born in 1815 as a young French boy , got shot by the French army
while collecting bullets like 4-5 times and never once screamed in pain (and
could still sing joyfully), pretended to die only to come back in the 21st
century as Clark Kent.
v. Buying fake IDs started in France in 1815. So
what if the police have stamped you as a dangerous criminal. Just buy a fake ID
which lets you become become an owner of a factory and a mayor. So much better
than our fake IDs which can only get you into a club.
vi. Sex kills. Bet nobody ever thought of this but
if you have never had sex for a long time, please be careful. Fantine died
after having sex with a stranger after a long time of celibacy (assuming she
never had sex after her husband left her and the birth of her child).
vii.
Not having sex makes you go crazy. Also like
Fantine who sold her hair, her tooth and walked around suddenly in drapes and
was only relieved of it all after she had sex…
only to die thereafter.
viii. History does not happen on a linear curve (i.e.
1800 – 1801 – 1802 etc). Dr. Emmet “Doc” Brown (Marty’s friend from Back to the
Future) was right! Parallel universe does exist. The French Revolution happened
between 1789 – 1799. In Les Miserables (‘ “ - ^ insert punctuations where deem
fit), the year was 1815 and it was also the start of the French Revolution!!!
You don’t need any more proof.
ix. France in 1815 has an extremely effective
policing system. No matter how Jean Valjean runs around France (which by the
way has a land area of approximately 545,630,000 sq km), Javert always finds
you. Always. It’s not any other police but Javert. PDRM should definitely adopt
their system.
x. People have extreme tolerance when a song like
“I Dream a Dream” is sung countless times during the movie and all other
songs (apart from some) kinda sound like it for the 3 hours you’re sittted in
the cinema.
xi. Father-in-law’s are really great people. They
would risk their life to ensure your safety (even though you’ve only met his
daughter once and you’re not even betrothed to her yet – given that at least
you sang a song with his daughter), get into shit with you, pull you through
shit, does some amazing Samson-like-moves by carrying you on his back and
climbing up buildings (literally) and risk his own life by defying the
strongest possibility of a bullet shooting through his heart – all for you.
Your own father won’t even do that.
xii. The Indians and French have something in common.
They like to sing. More so for the French.
xiii. French people are a little bit crazy. After
being shown grace by Jean Valjean, Javert kills himself. If the French were to
have written the Bible, it would go something like this, “The father welcomed
his prodigal son back with open arms. The prodigal son then went to the kitchen
and killed himself”.
Thank u for agreeing.. :-)
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